relief

I hate fleas....truly.
Why do we still have fleas on these dogs? Exactly how much frontline, advantage, flea spray ...can one use?
Little tiny creatures climbing over my arms....I just changed the damn sheets and again...another flea.
Admittedly, they are moving slower as we approach winter. I can actually catch them on the dog. It's rather like flea hunting in s l o w motion. Die flea, die.
I think we are....

and now we take a commercial break to read my conversation with my jojo! She is home from the hospital and feels like she was hit by a mac truck! Which means she is feeling...so...its all good!

thannk you so much for my box of fun treats
awww...you got them
got them yesteday before i left
im glad...
you home?
yes
feel good?
as of a few hours go
just dont let the dog lick your head
hes gonna want to lick your head so bad
no. feel lke i was hit by a mc truck
mac truck
ummm...you were hit by a mac truck
but Ill get there
i know
pretty much...
how are you
tonight i feel good..just got over a icky poopy and diarrheaic illness
but im all better tonight
uh that's the worst
how is the diet thing gign
yea..i win...
i had to stop the diet
i didnt poop for over 2 weeks
i stopped losing weight
woahh
tht's dangerous
my body stopped absorbing fluid...just went straight out of me
yea..im eating normally
K didn't poop for two weeks either
wsn't fun whne it finlly happened
i definitly understand that
and then i got the shits and didnt leave the bathroom for more than 20 min at a time in 36 hours
absolutely amazing
shit is a fun subject
one can feel like shit
bet you lost weight then
like you
one can not shit, and then feel like shit, like you
or one can not stop shitting and feel like shit, like you
so it all comes down to feeling like jojo after surgery
i'm bloated/constipated agakn stjpid narcotics'
exactly
thank g-d for stupid narcotics
shit jojo..had you come home earlier, i could have given you my shitty virus
then you would be flowing
so my luk
luck
sigh.....
just tell me when you want me to come and visit and bring you jocularity
we can talk about poop if you like
what is jocularity
humor

dark night..mare

I absolutely dread tonight. Tonight is Jon's big "Dark Night" production. He's written a play and it's being produced. Everyone in the family is supposed to be there....
but
I am sicker than a
normal sick person.
Mesfin is sicker than a
sick dog.
Allen has to go to a dedication at Piedmont hospital and may not make it on time.
Haley has to print her final project. She will be at school until midnight.
Steph is steph....
I have no clue who will be there for him.
He will be mad for years over this one.
I am too sick to try to make it. I can't get more than 30 feet from a toilet. Its like a really bad idea.
A super bad idea.

c-

I certainly don't earn an A with this blogging stuff. I can't imagine anyone being interested enough in my day to day musings to write every few minutes.
I'm on my bed, I'm in my kitchen, I ran into an old boyfriend, I went grocery shopping.

Today I have a few things to say. Important things.

http://current.com/items/91455495_ashley-payne-georgia-school-teacher-fired-for-photos-on-facebook.htm

A teacher was fired in Georgia for posting LEGAL activities on her facebook page. WTF? She is over 24 and has a few photos of herself and a glass of one sort of alcohol or another. Who gives a rats ass? Honestly. She is allowed to drink. Does anyone honestly think that teachers don't drink? Perhaps they are like tv personalities prior to Archie Bunker and don't use the toilet either.
And OMG...she went to Bitch Bingo. It's a legal advertised activity. Do people think that their high school students have never read or seen the word BITCH? Is that nasty word not used regularly in modern music? In music vids? In the mooovies????
Since when is a person fired for doing what is legal to do and allowing people to know that they are doing legal activities? Seems like a farce.
According to records, her students rate far ahead of the average in the system. Perhaps we should worry more about illiterate teachers and not so much about teachers who teach well...even if they are moral and live according to the law!