relief

I hate fleas....truly.
Why do we still have fleas on these dogs? Exactly how much frontline, advantage, flea spray ...can one use?
Little tiny creatures climbing over my arms....I just changed the damn sheets and again...another flea.
Admittedly, they are moving slower as we approach winter. I can actually catch them on the dog. It's rather like flea hunting in s l o w motion. Die flea, die.
I think we are....

and now we take a commercial break to read my conversation with my jojo! She is home from the hospital and feels like she was hit by a mac truck! Which means she is feeling...so...its all good!

thannk you so much for my box of fun treats
awww...you got them
got them yesteday before i left
im glad...
you home?
yes
feel good?
as of a few hours go
just dont let the dog lick your head
hes gonna want to lick your head so bad
no. feel lke i was hit by a mc truck
mac truck
ummm...you were hit by a mac truck
but Ill get there
i know
pretty much...
how are you
tonight i feel good..just got over a icky poopy and diarrheaic illness
but im all better tonight
uh that's the worst
how is the diet thing gign
yea..i win...
i had to stop the diet
i didnt poop for over 2 weeks
i stopped losing weight
woahh
tht's dangerous
my body stopped absorbing fluid...just went straight out of me
yea..im eating normally
K didn't poop for two weeks either
wsn't fun whne it finlly happened
i definitly understand that
and then i got the shits and didnt leave the bathroom for more than 20 min at a time in 36 hours
absolutely amazing
shit is a fun subject
one can feel like shit
bet you lost weight then
like you
one can not shit, and then feel like shit, like you
or one can not stop shitting and feel like shit, like you
so it all comes down to feeling like jojo after surgery
i'm bloated/constipated agakn stjpid narcotics'
exactly
thank g-d for stupid narcotics
shit jojo..had you come home earlier, i could have given you my shitty virus
then you would be flowing
so my luk
luck
sigh.....
just tell me when you want me to come and visit and bring you jocularity
we can talk about poop if you like
what is jocularity
humor