fat chat

jojo: your blog is entertaining
I didn't know you went to texas
me: lol....
yes i did
how are you feeling
pretty good. just a little sore and tired.
seriously. only you.
im very grouchy
that's because you're hungry
oh yea
duh
most people are grouchy when they're hungry
most people can't live on 900 calories.
i wil be hungry for 7 more weeks and 6 days
im on 800
i will die
i knew it
stupid husband
what happens then?
do you get to have 850?
why cant i be happily married to some fat latino
who loves fat women
you can. dump the doctor and stop by the gas station by shallowford.
there are a lot there.
lol....
you are soooo right
you could have your pick
and if i get much hungrier, i may just do that
I could see that.
so what happens in slightly less than 8 weeks?
id have a happy short life eating as much as i wanted
im down with day one
well it really is quality over quantity
so i only have slightly under 8 week sless
if i dont lose at least 5 pounds a week...im dumping this for some more reasonable plan
what are you doing for the 8 weeks
optifast
what the hell is that
its a doctor supervised weight loss drink
comes in choco, strawberry and vanilla
and that's all you have?
and i halso have packets of tomato soup
yes
thats all i have
does it taste like shit
no...its actually ok if made right
who is your doctor supervising it
with crushed ice and benefiber
well...i should be at the bariatric center
but instead you're having your husband supervise you?
but there is no way in hell that i am going to support sessions all week listening to fat people talk about being hungry
hahahaha
Lgood call.
what do they serve you at those meetings anyway
no...im having my bloods drawn on schedule and going to the diabetes guy
packets of tomato soup
water
just water with crystal lite if you want it
shit
id rather drink urine
hhaha
so you're supposed to lose 5 lbs a week?
i have no clue
says average weight loss is 52 pounds
it doesnt say how long that takes
OPTIFAST requires that you see one of our physicians who will monitor you through the program. This program is for patients who need to lose 50 pounds or more. Average weight loss is 7 to 14 pounds the first week and 3 to 7 pounds each additional week. OPTIFAST has an excellent track record two and five years after completing the program.
interesting.
we shall see
aint no way in hell ill lose 14 pounds
maybe I can do it for a week and lose the last 7 lbs I want to lose
i think thats for peoplie who start at 400 pounds and who were eating like a pig before
probably.
which has never been you
if you gain weight on this can I have permission to laugh
pretty please
i dont think it refers to people like me who were on 1000 calories and on a weight loss program alread
probably not.
if i gain weight on it...we will both get up and do stand up comedy with my shirt off
AWESOME
oooh we can do an act about my head too
sounds like a plan
people would pay to see us.
you take your hair off
ill take my shirt off
and we will both mock donald and get far more laughs than he ever got
because we are far funnier anyway
and thus the conversation goes.....